Investors, it’s been claimed, are out of love with Apple.

I doubt anyone’s really going to misinterpret it, but LG invited me to be smart.

We spotted this van outside a building site across the road from Doris and Bertie towers.

On finishing a delicious Doris and Bertie power lunch from itsu yesterday, I was confronted with this image.

If you can bear to, take a look at the following paragraph. It's from a PhD submitted to the University of Cambridge in 2000.

The autumn 2012 issue of British Telecom’s TechKnow plopped through my letter box yesterday.

The copywriter entrusted with this ad from Bombay Sapphire clearly wasn’t feeling “infused with imagination” on the day she dredged up from her psyche this sorry piece of work.

Today we have an example of how not to write an apology.

Apparently, 34 people have already applied for the chance to “define key taxonomy and contextual in-line journey content across all key touch points of the customer lifecycle”.

Yesterday, the retailer JJB Sports went into administration after it failed to secure a buyer.

It’s a design feature necessitated by the presence of a distinctly inactive waist.

One distinct downside of the privatisation of public services is the ever-creeping presence of marketese.

The campaign was, it says, conducted with "unprecedented care and precision".

We believe there’s a big link between how you write and how likely you are to succeed in business.

Think twice before you choose to pin this tired old strap line to your product.

We’ve been a bit upbeat on this blog lately. . .

If you’ve ever taken a creative writing class, you’ll be familiar with the phrase “show, don’t tell”.

Have you noticed how so much business English is written in a bizarrely evasive style?

How do you communicate bad news?

Be sure to include a couple of touchy-feely corporate clichés in there.