Gobbledygook of the week

Just rediscovered this wonderful piece of text in my file marked "Bad Writing". If I recall correctly, it's from a magazine that my local council sent to all the residents in the borough.

"Better information exchange mechanisms will be implemented and cross borough working encouraged in order to ensure better coordination of security activities, such as security patrolling and the effective collation of information relating to crime and any potential security threats to the area."

In other words . . .

"We will work together to tackle crime."