A reader forwarded a ridiculous job advert to me. I believe it to be genuine, so if you’re interested, let me know and I’ll put you in touch with him.

It’s not enough that you’ve bored me rigid with that overused tailoring metaphor, “bespoke”. By pairing it with “customised”, you’re telling me you think I’m too dim to understand what you’re getting at.

This tautology sounds as if you’re trying to cover your back about not providing a definitive list - which makes you seem rather desperate. And that’s so not a good look in a writer.

No doubt the employees of all “worldwide, global businesses” are also committed to the equally tautological “working in partnership together”. Ah, we’re all so collaborative, aren’t we?

Remember: your business is either global or worldwide. It can’t be both.