You! Yes, you! You want a celebrity body, don't you?

Can you guess what it is yet?

How about “Happy holidays”?

Colleague. What does the word mean to you? Not ten years ago, but now.

Management briefs internal comms.

Inspiring your staff.

Management consultancy.

Crisis management.

Formulating your key message.

Hitting your targets.

Key stakeholders.

Embedding your core values.

Marketing your product

Driving efficiency.

Justifying your CSR budget.

I’ve always been suspicious of management theory.

I'm taking a break from whinging about bad corporatese to present a light-hearted but highly revealing list of my personal oxymorons.

Bad copy never tasted so good!

The internal comms strategy.

Another 30 words to avoid - unless you strive to produce poncy, pretentious prose.