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Clare Lynch 9/24/14 Clare Lynch 9/24/14

Is this the most ridiculous job advert of all time?

We just rediscovered this fabulous barrage of bollocks in the Doris and Bertie swipefile of corporate tommyrot.

Clare Lynch 2/27/14 Clare Lynch 2/27/14

I'd be tempted to apply for this job if I could work out what it involved

Are you good at shaping new initiatives in the front of funnel?

Clare Lynch 11/27/13 Clare Lynch 11/27/13

HR-speak at its worst

A reader forwarded me this wonderfully bad piece of HR-speak, which had landed in his inbox:

Clare Lynch 4/19/10 Clare Lynch 4/19/10

Wanted: Senior Solutions Designer

Are they looking for a chemist? A mathematician? A professional cruciverbalist?

Clare Lynch 7/28/09 Clare Lynch 7/28/09

How not to write a job advert

A reader forwarded a ridiculous job advert to me. I believe it to be genuine, so if you’re interested, let me know and I’ll put you in touch with him.